IT was a real A+ ‘B’ weekend, with the release of a photo of Beyoncé and her twins, and the advent of #BeingBonang. Lovers and haters alike had a field weekend. On the field, the Namibian rugby team beat Zimbabwe, and the Western Suburbs field erupted into party mode. And, boom, it’s bae Monday again!
@KakeKashe: Our generation has to set things right. Raise our kids right, put humanity first, allow the best candidate to win instead of the comrade.
@TheMerja: Namibia’s current asset declaration is hogwash because most executives, the judiciary, and heads of SOEs are exempt. Declarations aren’t audited.
@Yo_Dutchess_T: Co-parenting is on a steady rise among single parents in Namibia, I hope we can apply that same agility towards hedge funds very very soon.
@BecomingPhill: Continually intrigued by how base chords of many west Afro pop songs are so similar to traditional Owambo music, can definitely connect dots.
@___Stef: Just waiting for the sun to start coming up so I can tell it “you are doing amazing, sweetie”.
@Netmorris_: The only thing I #poach is eggs, not lions and rhinos. Issa poaching not a shooting.
@YoliYoli_: Bras and underwear should be clean and well-fitting. Imagine going beyond that to say “well well the colours don’t match”. On a Tuesday!
@neiltyson: Always seemed to me that millipedes have more legs than are necessary.
@chasemylovex: I don’t get the “Beyoncé built a cult around herself” narrative. All this woman does is release music, go on tour and then hide for months.
@MathewNoKnowles: People love to talk about Bey’s baby name choices while their driver’s licence is full of -quan’s, -isha’s, and raggedy apostrophe placement…
@StripperPoIe: That Beyoncé level of “you’ll know my business only when I decide to tell you” is definitely a level to aspire to.
@MattBellassai: Beyoncé’s twins already made my skin clearer, cured my depression and restored my ability to love.
@Beyhive_China: It’s not Beyoncé’s fault media around the world spreading her images like crazy. All she did was post a few photos on Instagram for free.
@AndImLee: Dear To Whom It May Concern, you are not going to borrow my phone and when I want it back you tell me to “wait a minute”.
@Rage_GM: If you’re planning on looking for flaws in me, kindly be advised that you’ll find them. I don’t stress myself to be perfect, my terms only.
@Zoleka_Yo: Helping people is not about you, it’s about being selfless. The moment you make helping someone about you, sh*t cancels out.
@ofentseprokid: People are not DIFFICULT. People are DIFFERENT. If we understand this, we can save many relationships in life.